My Kind of Cook

Ethan: "Mom, where's my Darth Vader mask?"

Me: "Boy, I don't know buddy. Why?"

Ethan holds up tongs, "Because I'm cooking bacon and I want to protect my face because a little bit just splattered me right here on my chin."

Now I really want to go find his mask because there's nothing better than bacon that's been cooked for you by Darth Vader.