Erik arrived back this afternoon from a trip (and the peasants rejoiced!). Here's the conversation we had shortly after, while I was browsing on Amazon:
Me: This book looks interesting.
Erik: You should buy it on your Kindle . . . $12.99?!? . . . I mean, Happy Mother's Day!
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Erik: I think I forgot to get my re-entry visa.
Me: I think you might need to re-acculturate.